May 2013
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swagony:
wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
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bemyghoulfriend:
dont call me hot, call me a vision of perfection, call me a beautiful sparking jewel glowing in the moonlight.
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blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
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turklet:
i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice
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tltty:
how do penises even fit in pants
you have to tuck it in your butthole
thank you
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why hasnt someone made a gif of the moment in young and beautiful when lanas tears and earrings sparkle in sync like are you kidding me that was such a good part of the video.
